Testimonials to Sri Gawn Tu Fahr

“After meeting Sri Gawn Tu Fahr I harbored a violent thought for the first time in my life.”
Mahatma Ghandi

“From the moment I picked up Sri Gawn’s latest book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it.”
Groucho Marx

“He’s Crazy!”
Patsy Cline

“I had a dream and when I made it to the top of the mountain and saw Sri Gawn Tu Fahr” - my dream became a nightmare! I panicked and quickly scampered back down.”
Martin Luther King

“Think not of what your country can do for you, think of what you can do for Sri Gawn Tu Fahr.”
John F. Kennedy

“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Sri Gawn has taken this foolishness to a much deeper level.”
Albert Einstein

“I have never felt so cross toward anyone in my life.”
Mother St. Theresa

“I think Sri Gawn Tu Fahr is capable of going much farther. I met his son, Sri Haza Lawngway Tu Ghoe and I saw the potential for a much deeper, more sublime madness.”
Homer Simpson

“Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. However, after meeting this spiritual madman I gladly forsake my physical existence.”
Sir Winston Churchill

“All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion and desire. Sri Gawn has introduced an eighth cause - insanity at it’s deepest level.”
Aristotle