Blessings to All of You!

May You Live Until You Die! - Anything less is unacceptable.

After centuries of divine contemplation and sublime meditation deep within the hallowed hills of the Okanagan Valley, I have emerged to share priceless jewels of wisdom gleaned from my esoteric journeys. As the warm, liquid essence of my love and compassion pours over you and fills you with joy, please know this: “Someone has to be you – so it might as well be you”. As I look into your hearts, minds and bodies it is abundantly clear that each of you excels at being yourself better than anyone else. So, one of the first lessons is “Don’t try to be somebody else” – it’s enough of a challenge being oneself. I know, because I tried being you once, and I couldn’t handle it, so I went back to being myself. Give it a try – you’ll get used to it after a while. Only you can excel and succeed at being you.

“The Bigger the Challenge, the Greater Opportunity for Growth” means that we should be very grateful for the challenges in our life, for without problems there would no solutions. Even a rarified and sanctified spiritual being such as myself occasionally succumbs to the negative swirling emotions of fear, anger, doubt and suspicion. This very morning I awoke feeling extremely insecure – so precarious was my condition that upon viewing my face in the bathroom mirror I immediately demanded of myself that I provide at least two pieces of photo id to make sure that it was truly me that I was gazing at. So, from my own experience I can assure you that I am absolutely positive that it is ok to be negative.

Although the Hindu saint said to the Hot Dog Vendor “Make me one with everything please” – I say to you “Make me nothing with everything else”.

Don’t be concerned with that well-known, much over-stated “Be Here Now” spiritual axiom. Instead, I recommend “Be There Later” as a viable alternate viewpoint. I assure you that this philosophy works. Don’t be concerned about the “moment” or the “now” – there just isn’t enough time to think about it. Deal with it later.

As you bask in the warm effluence of my benevolence, I am humbled by your individual essences and my heart glows warmly (or is it heartburn again?).

I bid thee all a loving farewell and remind you that since you have no choice except to be who you are, you might as well start right now. Be there later.

It is better to be a moron than a moroff. Again I speak from experience.

In the heart of every being there shines a golden sun.

Sincerely,

Sri Gawn Tu Fahr

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