As I sit here perched, semi Buddha-like, in a 1/16 lotus position (I sprained my back playing frisbee), I contemplate the billions of magical, whirling, atomic universes within all of my multi-faceted, inter-dimensional bodies.

Suddenly I am completely underwhelmed by the sheer nonsensical nature of all Life.

A toxic burst of nuclear flatulence thrusts me from my introspection and I am faced with the stark reality that God is a Comedian and that I should also open a window immediately. As my nostrils twitch and flare I gain yet one more spiritual realization - it is my duty, my destiny to share these inner gleanings with all of you, my beloved sisters and brothers.

Down here in the lower planes there is no absolute Truth. All truth is relative and there are endless levels or degrees of these relative truths. You could just as easily call them relative lies.

Truly, God is the Ultimate Comedian and the Cosmic Joke is on us. Nobody has the answer to Life’s problems but ourselves. So, don’t look out into the world for solutions; it is purposely constructed by God to be problematic in nature.

Look inside My Precious Ones, and don’t forget to leave your window open while you exploring the beautiful and vast worlds residing within your being.

Basically, Life is a Sandwich - Everyone wants a bite but very few want to share. Everything is relative and what we see out there is really a reflection of what we glean from our inner experiences. As long as you act in a loving and giving manner, you won’t need to worry about what others think of you and you will be able to meet Life’s problems with a smile. If you can perceive a problem then you can solve it. It is really that simple. Taking responsibility comes from knowing one’s self. Blame is a worthless game.

There was a young man from Kelowna,
Who consumed vast amounts of Bologna.
He stood with a smile
As he spewed forth his bile
and said “Why am I’m always Alowna”

Well, the answer is obvious - he is alone because he is looking out instead of looking in first. In fact we are never alone. Love, God, resides within. Once we discover it, we see the world through Loving Eyes and no problem is too big.

I bid thee farewell my Children of the Light and remind all of you that to Know Oneself is the Secret to Understanding Life, and that keeping your window open will contribute to your overall health.

Sincerely,

Sri Gawn Tu Fahr

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